FUCK THE METS

THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW ME ARE WELL AWARE OF MY VENEMOUS HATRED TOWARDS ANY SPORTS TEAM THAT COMES OUT OF NYC EXCEPT THE JETS CAUSE THEY SUCK.WITH THAT IN MIND I AM IN FULL SUPPORT OF THE METS NOT MAKING THE PLAYOFFS. I BELIVE THEY PLAY THE FIGHTING FISH AKA CUB KILLERS AKA MARLINS THIS WEEKEND AND NOTHING AND I DO MEAN NOTHING WOULD MAKE THE GREAT HOWENSKI HAPPIER THAN TO WAKE UP ON MONDAY AND REALIZE THAT THE METS HAD CHOKED ON THEIR BIG APPLE

REST EASY MY CHILDREN

NOW BEFORE YOU GET ALL SKEERD DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU HAVENT HEARD FROM YOUR FEARLESS LEADER IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,I HAVE HAD TO GATHER INSPIRATION FOR MY NEXT SERMON.THAT BEING SAID,I HAVE A FEW EARLY MORNING THINGS FOR YOU TO PONDER AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE TODAY.

BARRY BONDS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FLAMMING RECTUM.THAT HAS BEEN MY OPINION OF HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO TO EASE THAT.

TO THE CUB FANS I SAY THIS.IN CASE YOU CANT DO SIMPLE MATH,WHICH WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME IN THE LEAST,I WILL OFFER THE FOLLOWING.

AS OF RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE A 2 GAME LEAD WITH 4 GAMES TOPLAY.WHILE THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SIMPLE CONCEPT,PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH THE CUBS.ALSO,IM NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW THE CARDINALS DIDNT HELP YOU IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ROCKET SCIENTISTS CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY.IF YOU CHOKE,YOU CHOKE DEAL WITH IT AFTER ALL YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT.

GROSSMAN SITS. TWO WORDS ABOUT TIME

I BEING OF HUNGOVER MIND AND ACHING BODY DO HERE BY DECLARE

JUST A FEW THOUGHTS ON THE FIASCO KNOWN AS THE BEARS LOSS LAST NIGHT

I MISS THOMAS JONES

WHY COULDNT THEY HAVE SUCKED LAST YEAR THUS GETTING AN EASY SCHEDULE THIS YEAR

SEXY REXY IS ABOUT AS SEXY AS A STREET WHORE AND MORE THAN LIKELY NOT WORTH AS MUCH.

THANK GOD FOR GOOD PAIN MEDICATION AKA CHEAP BEER

JUST A FEW RANDOM THOUGHTS

ANYONE EVER NOTICE HOW MUCCH THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE FIDDLE FOR THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND LOOKS LIKE DENNIS RODDMAN.

THE NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH 0 -4
ILLINOIS FIGHTING ILLINI 3 -1 = PUNT

THE CUBS AKA SERMON NUMBER 1

I AM NOT A CUBS FAN BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMGINATION,HOWEVER,I AM OF THE OPINION THAT YA GOTTA THROW A DOG A BONE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. SHOULD THE LOVEABLE LOSERS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS I WILL SUPPORT THEM.ALSO SHOULD THEY KILL THE GOAT AND WIN IT ALL I WILL HOLD A WEENIE ROAST ON THE SHORES OF LAKE MICHIGAN FUELED BY THE SMOKE FROM THE GREAT CHICAGO FIRE OF 2007

THIS BEING SAID ONCE BASEBALL SEASON IS DONE,NO MATTER WHAT THE NORTHSIDERS DO OR DONT DO,I WILL RESUME MY PUJOLS/LARUSSA IN 08 CAMPAIGN