Thursday, September 27, 2007

REST EASY MY CHILDREN

NOW BEFORE YOU GET ALL SKEERD DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU HAVENT HEARD FROM YOUR FEARLESS LEADER IN A COUPLE OF DAYS,I HAVE HAD TO GATHER INSPIRATION FOR MY NEXT SERMON.THAT BEING SAID,I HAVE A FEW EARLY MORNING THINGS FOR YOU TO PONDER AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE TODAY.

BARRY BONDS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FLAMMING RECTUM.THAT HAS BEEN MY OPINION OF HIM FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO TO EASE THAT.

TO THE CUB FANS I SAY THIS.IN CASE YOU CANT DO SIMPLE MATH,WHICH WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME IN THE LEAST,I WILL OFFER THE FOLLOWING.

AS OF RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE A 2 GAME LEAD WITH 4 GAMES TOPLAY.WHILE THIS MAY SOUND LIKE A SIMPLE CONCEPT,PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT WE ARE DEALING WITH THE CUBS.ALSO,IM NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING HOW THE CARDINALS DIDNT HELP YOU IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ROCKET SCIENTISTS CONTROL YOUR OWN DESTINY.IF YOU CHOKE,YOU CHOKE DEAL WITH IT AFTER ALL YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT.

GROSSMAN SITS. TWO WORDS ABOUT TIME

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me guess. The two words about time would be 'about' and 'time'? Glad to see you were alive and well at 3:45am!

My Flock Rocks! said...

We have to get Howie hooked on
http://www.peoria.com/index.php
for those late night sermons at the forum. Cheers!

Kevin Lowe said...

3:45 a.m.???? And you call this an early morning sermon? More like a late, late night rant.

. . . Howie tryin' to make like he's up in the early morning hours all refreshed and kosher. I'm not buyin' that snake-oil.