Friday, October 26, 2007

ON BEHALF OF PIMPS EVERYWHERE

I WISH I COULD SAY I WAS DRUNK WHEN I SAW THIS ON YAHOO NEWS WED NIGHT.IT SEEMS THAT IN SOME COUNTRY ON THIS HERE PLANET PROSTITUTES HAVE DECIDED TO SEW THEIR LIPS SHUT IN PROTEST OF NOT BEING ABLE TO WORK.IT ONLY BRINGS TO MIND ONE QUESTION.

WHICH ONES ?

Sunday, October 7, 2007

1 800 YOU SUCK

GREETINGS FELLOW EARTHLINGS

AFTER A WEEK OF GATHERING EVIDENCE FOR MY NEXT SERMON I HAVE PREPARED A DELICIOUS ARRAY OF TOPICS TO TEMPT YOUR PALLETS FOR MINDLESS GIBBERISH.SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY I PROUDLY PRESENT MY RAMBLINGS FOR TODAY

RAMBLING NUMBER ONE

ITS TOO DAMN HOT SCREW GLOBAL WARMING

RAMBLING NUMBER TWO

IN REFERENCE TO THE MCDONALDS SEXUAL ASSULT CASE THE WAS WON BY THE VICTIM.I CAN SAY ONLY ONE THING

CAMERAS DONT LIE

RAMBLING NUMBER THREE

THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE INSPIRATION FOR MY TITLE TODAY

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH RATTLESNAKE SHAKE BITCHES

AS A SIDE NOTE A GIANT WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GOES OUT TO ANY USC FANS WISCONSIN FANS AND ANY ONE ELSE WHO IS A FAN OF A TEAM WITH A WORSE RECORD THAN THE 5 AND 1 SHOWING OF THE FIGHTING ILLINI.

GOOD DAY AND PEACE BE WITH YOU

AMEN