GREETINGS FELLOW EARTHLINGS
AFTER A WEEK OF GATHERING EVIDENCE FOR MY NEXT SERMON I HAVE PREPARED A DELICIOUS ARRAY OF TOPICS TO TEMPT YOUR PALLETS FOR MINDLESS GIBBERISH.SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY I PROUDLY PRESENT MY RAMBLINGS FOR TODAY
RAMBLING NUMBER ONE
ITS TOO DAMN HOT SCREW GLOBAL WARMING
RAMBLING NUMBER TWO
IN REFERENCE TO THE MCDONALDS SEXUAL ASSULT CASE THE WAS WON BY THE VICTIM.I CAN SAY ONLY ONE THING
CAMERAS DONT LIE
RAMBLING NUMBER THREE
THIS IS DEDICATED TO THE INSPIRATION FOR MY TITLE TODAY
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH RATTLESNAKE SHAKE BITCHES
AS A SIDE NOTE A GIANT WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GOES OUT TO ANY USC FANS WISCONSIN FANS AND ANY ONE ELSE WHO IS A FAN OF A TEAM WITH A WORSE RECORD THAN THE 5 AND 1 SHOWING OF THE FIGHTING ILLINI.
GOOD DAY AND PEACE BE WITH YOU
AMEN
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The Beloved Illini are quite scary this year. What in the heck...who told them they could actually play football?
And yes, poor Cubbies got bit by a rattlesnake. Thought I was watching the Cards in '04.
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