Sunday, December 2, 2007

PLAYOFFS !

OK MY HEAD HURTS

AS I WATCHED THE BOWL CRAP SERIES GO UP IN FLAMES IN ALMOST SADISTIC FASHION YESTERDAY AND LAST NIGHT I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT IT IS TIME FOR THE COMPUTER GEEKS WHO CAME UP WITH THIS FIASCO TO BEGIN WITH TO PUT DOWN THEIR POCKET PROTECTORS,TAKE OFF THEIR GLASSES WITH THE TAPE ACROSS THE MIDDLE AND REALIZE WHAT MUST TRULY BE DONE IN THE WORLD OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL.THAT VERY SIMPLY IS A PLAYOFF TO DETERMINE A TRUE NATIONAL CHAMPION.IT REALLY IS VERY SIMPLE AND CAN STILL INCLUDE THE CURRENT SYSTEM DESPITE MY OBVIOUS OBJECTIONS.

USING THE BCS STANDINGS GOING INTO YESTERDAYS SHIPWRECK I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN WHICH IS AS FOLLOWS

A 16 TEAM FIELD

GAMES TO BE PLAYED MID DECEMBER THRU MID JANUARY THUS NOT CAUSING MOMMY AND DADDYS MONEY TO GO TO WASTE

STARTING DECEMBER 22ND IN THIS CASE THE FIELD WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS

16 CLEMSON
AT
1 MIZZU

15 ILLINOIS (THATS RIGHT I SAID ILLINOIS)
AT
2 WEST VIRGINIA

14 TENN
AT
3 OHIO ST

AND SO FORTH AND SO ON WITH EACH LOWER SEED TRAVELING TO THE HIGHER SEEDS HOME STADIUM

ON DECEMBER 29TH USING THE SAME BRAKET FORMAT THAT THE EINSTIENS WHO CAME UP WITH MARCH MADDNESS USE THE FOUR MAJOR BOWLS WOULD HOST THE ELITE 8 SO TO SPEAK.

THIS WOULD CREATE MORE MONEY FOR THE GREEDY FOLKS BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE THE NEED FOR A FINAL FOUR NUTUERAL SITE SITIUATION THUS CREATING TWO MORE GAMES TO BE PLAYED
THE FIRST WEEK IN JANUARY CULMINATING WITH THE FINALE ON THE SECOND WEEK.

THE OTHER 3000 PLUS BOWLS THAT START SEEMINGLY ON VETERENS DAY COULD ALL HAVE THIER FUN TOO BUT IN THE END THERE WOULD BE WHAT COLLEGE FOOTBALL TRULY DESERVES AND THAT IS A TRUE NATIONAL CHAMPION

3 comments:

Kevin Lowe said...

Again, the Great Howenski speaks the truth. I think most sports pundits are in favor of a playoff system. It's pure stubborn tradition that keeps the antiquated bowl system intact. But, once they see the dollar signs, perhaps things will change. Profit-motive rules, my friend.

Katie said...

Howie, it's been like 10 days...I thought we talked about this! :)

Rixblix said...

10 days? More like 10 weeks. Dude.